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?How dare you??
?Dear me, Randy, you really do...
?How dare you??
?Dear me, Randy, you really do believe your press, don?t you? Very well, I?ll tell why I dare,
my arrogant old friendI?ve read you, seen you, expounding on your esoteric interpretations of
complex legal matters, assaulting every decent thing the courts of this country have decreed in the
last thirty years, when you haven?t the vaguest idea what it is to be poor, or hungry, or have an
unwanted mass in your belly you neither anticipated nor can provide a life forYou?re the darling
of the royalists, my unprofound fellow, and you?d force the average citizen to live in a nation where
privacy is obsolete, free thought suspended by censorship, the rich get richer, and for the poorest
among us the beginnings of potential life itself may well have to be abandoned in order to survive
And you expound on these unoriginal, medieval concepts only to promote yourself as a brilliant
maverick?of balenciaga bag disasterDo you want me to go on, Doctor Gates? Frankly, I think you chose the
wrong loser to contact for your dirty workdare you?? repeated the perplexed professor, sputtering as he regally strode to the
window?I don?t have to listen to this!?
?No, you certainly don?t, RandyBut when I was an associate at the law school and you were
one of my kids?one of the best but not the brightest?you damn well had to listenSo I suggest
you listen now
?What the hell do you want?? roared Gates, turning away from the window
?It?s what you want, isn?t it? The information you underpaid me forIt?s that important to you,
isn?t it??
?I must have it
?You were always filled with anxiety before an exam??
?Stop it! I paidI demand the information
?Then I must demand more moneyWhoever?s paying you can afford it
?Not a dollar!?
?Then I?m leavingFive hundred more, that?s it
?Five thousand or I go
?Ridiculous!?
?See you in cheap prada handbags another twenty years??
?All rightAll right, five thousand
?Oh, Randy, you?re so obviousIt?s why you?re not really one of the brightest, just someone
who can use language to make yourself appear bright, and I think we?ve seen and heard enough of
that these daysGates, or I go to the raucous bar of my choiceI?m now a confidential legal consultantHow do you
want to pay it? I can?t imagine you have it with you, so how will you honor the debt?for the
information??
?My word??
?Forget it, RandyI?ll have it sent to the Boston Five in the morning
?That?s very endearing of youBut in case it occurs to your superiors to stop me from collecting,
please advise them that an unknown person, an old friend of mine in the streets, has a letter
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detailing everything that?s gone on between usIt is to be mailed to the Massachusetts Attorney
General, Return Receipt Requested, in the louis vuitton scarf event I have an accidentThe information, please
?Yes, well, you should know that you?ve involved yourself in what appears to be an extremely
sensitive government operation, that?s the bottom lineOn the assumption that anyone in an
emergency leaving one place for another would do so with the fastest transportation possible, our
rumbottom detective went to Logan Airport, under what guise I don?t knowNevertheless, he
succeeded in obtaining the manifests of every plane leaving Boston yesterday morning from the
first flight at six-thirty to ten o?clockAs you recall, that corresponds with the parameters of your
statement to me??leaving first thing in the morning ?
?And??
?Patience, RandolphYou told me not to write anything down, so I must take this step by step
Where was I??
?The manifestsWell, according to Detective Sleaze, there were eleven unaccompanied children
booked on various flights, and eight omega usa women, two of them nuns, who had reservations with minors
Of these eight, including the nuns who were taking nine orphans to California, the remaining six
were identified as follows The old man reached into his pocket and shakily took out a typewritten
sheet of paper?Obviously, I did not write thisI don?t own a typewriter because I can?t type; it
comes from F?hrer Sleaze
?Let me have it!? ordered Gates, rushing forward, his hand outstretched
?Surely,? said the seventy-year-old disbarred attorney, giving the page to his former student?It
won?t do you much good, however,? he added?Our Sleaze checked them out, more to inflate his
hours than for anything elseNot only are they all squeaky clean, but he performed that
unnecessary service after the real information was uncovered
?What?? asked Gates, his attention diverted from the page?What information??
?Information that neither Sleaze nor I would write down gucci ladies watch anyw
?Dear me, Randy, you really do believe your press, don?t you? Very well, I?ll tell why I dare,
my arrogant old friendI?ve read you, seen you, expounding on your esoteric interpretations of
complex legal matters, assaulting every decent thing the courts of this country have decreed in the
last thirty years, when you haven?t the vaguest idea what it is to be poor, or hungry, or have an
unwanted mass in your belly you neither anticipated nor can provide a life forYou?re the darling
of the royalists, my unprofound fellow, and you?d force the average citizen to live in a nation where
privacy is obsolete, free thought suspended by censorship, the rich get richer, and for the poorest
among us the beginnings of potential life itself may well have to be abandoned in order to survive
And you expound on these unoriginal, medieval concepts only to promote yourself as a brilliant
maverick?of balenciaga bag disasterDo you want me to go on, Doctor Gates? Frankly, I think you chose the
wrong loser to contact for your dirty workdare you?? repeated the perplexed professor, sputtering as he regally strode to the
window?I don?t have to listen to this!?
?No, you certainly don?t, RandyBut when I was an associate at the law school and you were
one of my kids?one of the best but not the brightest?you damn well had to listenSo I suggest
you listen now
?What the hell do you want?? roared Gates, turning away from the window
?It?s what you want, isn?t it? The information you underpaid me forIt?s that important to you,
isn?t it??
?I must have it
?You were always filled with anxiety before an exam??
?Stop it! I paidI demand the information
?Then I must demand more moneyWhoever?s paying you can afford it
?Not a dollar!?
?Then I?m leavingFive hundred more, that?s it
?Five thousand or I go
?Ridiculous!?
?See you in cheap prada handbags another twenty years??
?All rightAll right, five thousand
?Oh, Randy, you?re so obviousIt?s why you?re not really one of the brightest, just someone
who can use language to make yourself appear bright, and I think we?ve seen and heard enough of
that these daysGates, or I go to the raucous bar of my choiceI?m now a confidential legal consultantHow do you
want to pay it? I can?t imagine you have it with you, so how will you honor the debt?for the
information??
?My word??
?Forget it, RandyI?ll have it sent to the Boston Five in the morning
?That?s very endearing of youBut in case it occurs to your superiors to stop me from collecting,
please advise them that an unknown person, an old friend of mine in the streets, has a letter
Robert Ludlum ?? THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
50
detailing everything that?s gone on between usIt is to be mailed to the Massachusetts Attorney
General, Return Receipt Requested, in the louis vuitton scarf event I have an accidentThe information, please
?Yes, well, you should know that you?ve involved yourself in what appears to be an extremely
sensitive government operation, that?s the bottom lineOn the assumption that anyone in an
emergency leaving one place for another would do so with the fastest transportation possible, our
rumbottom detective went to Logan Airport, under what guise I don?t knowNevertheless, he
succeeded in obtaining the manifests of every plane leaving Boston yesterday morning from the
first flight at six-thirty to ten o?clockAs you recall, that corresponds with the parameters of your
statement to me??leaving first thing in the morning ?
?And??
?Patience, RandolphYou told me not to write anything down, so I must take this step by step
Where was I??
?The manifestsWell, according to Detective Sleaze, there were eleven unaccompanied children
booked on various flights, and eight omega usa women, two of them nuns, who had reservations with minors
Of these eight, including the nuns who were taking nine orphans to California, the remaining six
were identified as follows The old man reached into his pocket and shakily took out a typewritten
sheet of paper?Obviously, I did not write thisI don?t own a typewriter because I can?t type; it
comes from F?hrer Sleaze
?Let me have it!? ordered Gates, rushing forward, his hand outstretched
?Surely,? said the seventy-year-old disbarred attorney, giving the page to his former student?It
won?t do you much good, however,? he added?Our Sleaze checked them out, more to inflate his
hours than for anything elseNot only are they all squeaky clean, but he performed that
unnecessary service after the real information was uncovered
?What?? asked Gates, his attention diverted from the page?What information??
?Information that neither Sleaze nor I would write down gucci ladies watch anyw
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